[sarcastic voice] uh, i’m sorry. didnt realise slithering around the chemist like a snake eating the pills that fell on the floor was illegal
Nobody is comforted by the thought that we are all mortals, nor does anybody who suffers really finds comfort in the past of present suffering of others … I cannot understand another’s suffering in order to diminish my own.
it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes
it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny
you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do
don’t be scared of “loosing him”
he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping
Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.
a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Reblog if you’re bisexual, biromantic, bigender or two people pretending to be one person in a big coat