cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me